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11-28-2007, 04:12 AM
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On the eve of Alannah's 6th birthday
I wrote this entry on my blog last night. TOO FUNNY!
The three of us watched "Celtic Woman Christmas" after dinner and before bedtime. During snuggle time after the show, I mentioned to Alannah that when she woke up she'd not be 5 anymore, and that we would be celebrating the day she was born 6 years ago. Silly me went on to chat about the night in the hospital: the Michael W. Smith Christmas CD we listened to about 20 times, Michael brushing my hair and telling me when a contraction would begin and then her coming out of my tummy. As soon as I mentioned the tummy thing, I knew I'd made a mistake. "How did I come out of your tummy?!?" REDIRECT!!! "And then Daddy cut the cord and you had your first bath and you went 'WAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!'" "Yes, and how did I come out of your tummy?!?" Darn. (Please God help me!!!) "Well, you know where you go to the bathroom, that's where the baby comes out." "WAIT!! You mean the baby falls in the toilet!!!!!!!!" "NO!! No." So I explain a LITTLE more. Just a little. "THAT'S THE MOST DISGUSTING THING I'VE EVER HEARD!!!!!!!!!!" "Yeah. Well think about me and what I had to do." A little sympathy works well for a mom, right? "Night, Alannah. Tomorrow you'll be six." "I'm still thinking about that pregnant thing. I'm NEVER getting married!!!!"
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11-28-2007, 04:19 AM
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LOL! That's so funny! I've always told my kids from the beginning the general area where they came out, but the twins were cesarean so I tell them they had to cut me open. They don't really seem grossed out by it though. My kids just don't scare easily.
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11-28-2007, 11:33 AM
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ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Isn't that a fun discussion? Try telling BOYS. I had all of mine cesarean, but I also told them about the other way. Their eyes got HUGE. LOL
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11-28-2007, 12:07 PM
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I saw that on your blog, Stacey - and was not envying you at all at that point - LOL!!!
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11-28-2007, 12:16 PM
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I was pregnant with my second daughter, and daughter ! was wondering how the new baby would arrive. I gave a biological explanation. My oldest daughter, after getting out of the bath tub, looking in the biological place, and drying off said, "Now SHOW ME THAT HOLE!"
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11-28-2007, 12:37 PM
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Oh, Mary .... LOL!!! I can just picture that!
Those are not conversations I look forward too - I have a feeling I will be too clinical, given that I am a biologist - maybe I should let hubby handle that! Or not ... hmmm....
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11-28-2007, 12:40 PM
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Too funny..lol. It's just what I needed this morning to put a big 'ole smile on
my face.. Good luck with the rest of your story...hope it doesn't have to come anytime soon..
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11-28-2007, 01:56 PM
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Love the story! My Zachary did not want to talk about sex at all said he knew what he needed from school health classes. LOL but Chaz on the other hand loved talking. We were snuggling and he starting asking all the tough questions but the one that made me blush was when he asked does it really feel that good? How does one answer that. Once I got over the shock I said yes but only if you are married. Kids keep you on your toes.
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11-28-2007, 03:49 PM
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Stacey you just have me grinning from ear to ear!!! I read this out loud to my mother and Sean and they laughed as well!!
 Connor wasnt nearly as entertaining. lol
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